Lock your doors. Pack up your doonas. Hide your Crumpler Bag (Ooo. Too late.) And whatever you do, DON’T look him in the eye. . .
The nastiest, meanest, low-downest, lily-livered piddler in the West has just entered the flat.
Big. Bad. Kitty Witty. Rarr.
Lisa Mitchell
Lisa Mitchell is a hatha yoga teacher, relaxation instructor and freelance writer/editor who specialises in holistic wellbeing.
